Frozen , calm down. Shirley was just funninnn with us
What a patronizing statement! Social Justice Warriors never "calm down!" Calming down is surrender.
Last night I attended a monthly SJW League Open Mic Freestyle Poetry event (followed by a locally sourced, organic, vegan buffet). When it was my turn, I decided to not read my haiku poem about the genius Jussie being prosecuted (persecuted) for the crime of using performance art to raise awareness of his myriad struggles. Instead I read word for word the exchange I had with this Shirley. When I finished, the audience sat in stunned silence. Then one person stood and applauded. Soon the entire audience gave a standing ovation, marveling at how - instead of being intimidated into silence by the anonymity of the internet as so many are - I bravely confronted this social injustice.
Afterwards the three of us enjoyed the buffet and excitedly talked about the Green New Deal and how implementation will relegate Trump's America to the dustbin of history. It'll also leave people like the monster Robert Kraft penniless and no longer able to exploit the marginalized working poor at Outback Steakhouse or enjoy illegally trafficked sex slaves. Utopia is near!
they are "shaking with rage" at the fact someone called them a female
Great use of non-gender specific pronouns. You must be a kindred spirit.