I can't see his improv career going anywhere.
It was bad. It was him and this British guy named Andy and apparently his open mic gig is going about as well as his exJW one. He went to great lengths to say that more will be involved next time but tonight is was only him and Andy (who was also the one making most of the noises and cheers in the back). About 8 - 10 people there, with about half of that being his group of friends who did all the cheering.
Him and Andy rotated sets, Lloyd bringing out his classics “You made me misbehave” (he made sure the audience knew it was from his JW days and thus nothing to do with Dijana).
Three new ones, the first with lines like:
“Girl you should see me run because I’m shooting for the sun”
This was his breakup song he related as he wrote this after moving to Zagreb after a “break-up” - probably the most firm he’s even been about the status of his marriage. He previously labelled it as a trial separation.
Second one was about depression.
“ I’m only here because of the pills
I may start joking but I won’t be hilarious
Ask how I’m doing but don’t be too curious
If you can’t handle it then move along move along”
His unbalanced scat singing during the chorus made this song unlistenable. He also has a hard time hitting the high notes and at least one song was written in the wrong key due to his limited vocal range.
After bragging about how they are Zagreb’s “Number One” for musicians because they write their own songs, he starts into a new song:
“There’s emptiness between us. I’ve seen the very worst of you and I don’t like what I see.”
He got even more cocky and obnoxious after this, saying:
“This is a Catholic country and I’ve just disrespected the National religion which is (makes the devil sign) rock and roll.”
He claims he’s producing the last song on Spotify, says it is the best song he’s written (I’ll be your Guinea pig) and addressed to a potential love (if you take a chance on me I’ll be your Guinea pig).
oh and he had stickers to advertise the open mic event and asked the 8 people there to take some to help him advertise.