What is that?
by Achille 25 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Sea Breeze
WT is mocking the people stuck in this cult printing stuff like this. No way that is an accident.
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Ron.W.
Yes, what the hell is going on in that art department??
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was a new boy
a jar of honey
'Honey, of course, has been touted for millennia as a cure-all.
“It causes heat, cleans sores and ulcers, softens hard ulcers of the lips, heals carbuncles and running sores,” wrote Hippocrates, the Greek clinician, in the fourth century B.C.
Less well known are its mummifying powers.
Honey’s extremely high sugar content acts much like salt: It sucks water from bacteria, essentially drying the microbes to death. Honey also contains small amounts of hydrogen peroxide, which of course is antiseptic.'
Traditional Chinese Medicine
'The Chinese believed that honey as a medicine has a “balanced character” (neither Yin or Yang) and acts as an Earth element, working within the lungs, spleen, and large intestine. Honey was mentioned as medicine by Shen Nang, circa 2,000 BC, when it was cited as being used in cases of bacterial infections, Rheumatoid arthritis, gastrointestinal distress, and to help heal open wounds.'
'Honey has been used as a wound treatment by indigenous cultures around the globe for thousands of years. Archeological findings and early written works indicate that wounds were treated with honey by the ancient Egyptians, Greeks, and Romans, among others [1]. With the advent of antibiotics in the 1940s, honey fell out of favor as a wound treatment [2]. However, with the increasing prevalence of antibiotic-resistant bacteria, as well as new in vitro and in vivo data supporting honey’s effectiveness in treating wounds and as a natural broad-band antibacterial agent, it has recently made a comeback in clinical medicine. Additionally, honey’s ability to aid in situ cellularization and regeneration of implanted acellular tissue-engineered structures indicates its potential as a tissue engineering additive.'
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NotFormer
BTW folks, remember that the Good Samaritan story isn't about showing kindness to strangers, its true message is about sacrificing your resources to ensure the health and wellbeing of the GB. 🙄
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TonusOH
"What is that?"
I believe it's called a 'happy ending.'
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Longlivetherenegades
Look away 😂🤣😂🤣
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BoogerMan
That inn must be using Bethel pillows!
Pillowgate:
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KalebOutWest
It's common Jewish practice, as written in the Talmud:
"Rabbi, how much do you charge for a circumcision?" And the Rabbi says, "Not much, I just keep the tips."
Avoid those budget circumcisions...I hear they're just a rip-off!
There was an old mohel, Dr Carvel, who did circumcisions, but really was past his prime. One day he was asked to a home to perform his job where a family and guests were waiting anxiously outside, while the baby was inside. The mohel goes into the home where the baby is, and in a few minutes the baby starts crying. The mohel comes out and asks the father: "Do you have a hammer." The father goes out to the garage and brings back a hammer and hands it to the mohel. The mohel goes back in. The baby continues to cry and the mohel comes back out, asking the father: "Do you have a chisel?" The father turns to the crowd. Everyone looks puzzled. The father runs to his shed and gets a chisel and gives it to him. A few moments later in the midst of more baby cries the mohel returns and asks the father: "I need pliers, a screwdriver, and a hacksaw." So the father, in desperation, asks: "What the hell are you doing to my son?" The mohel looks at the father, puzzled: "Your son?! I'm just trying to get my instrument bag open."