Unique JW Phrases 101

by Solzhenitsyn 55 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    'Privilege' ... as in

    "Isn't it a wonderful privilege to clean the KH toilets and vacuum the KH carpet."

    Er, yeah, whatever you say, Brother Child Porn.

  • tiki
    tiki

    Stan....behoove....hahahaha!!! That is awesome!

  • pale.emperor
    pale.emperor

    Honest hearted ones... someone who doesn’t fact check and just accepts what they’re told.

  • Sea Breeze
    Sea Breeze

    Some people say we are brain washed. Well, most people need a good brain washing wouldn't you say?

  • eyeuse2badub
    eyeuse2badub

    "persons of good will"--------------------people that leave all their belongings to the wt in their Will and Living Trust when they pass away!

    just saying!

  • Doctor Who
    Doctor Who

    Kingdom Hall....like seriously the worse thing to call your church I can think of.

    The Good News....the only good news I wanted to hear was that the meeting was cancelled.

    Torture Stake.....seriously, like what the fudge!

    Talk....Brother Stick in the Mud will now give the talk on....Sermon Dude! It's a flippen sermon.

    A Spiritual brother/sister....This is one who has his nose really deep in the Circuit Overseers ass so far, he knows what he ate for dinner last night.

  • Ding
    Ding

    Information board, NOT bulletin board

  • LoveUniHateExams
    LoveUniHateExams

    Some people say we are brain washed. Well, most people need a good brain washing wouldn't you say? - yeah, I remember that one!!

    That one is pure cringe, 100%

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    When AIDS became an epidemic, some bright spark decided it was politically incorrect to say Aid book (as in Aid to Bible understanding(tm)).

    We were 'encouraged(tm)' to say 'Bible help book'.

    Bleedin' weirdos!

  • road to nowhere
    road to nowhere

    The talks and songs are entitled, never named, called or

    Cleaned up means he shaved ( and what an ugly mug)

    Appropriate attire

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