The leaders of the Witnesses are preparing their flock for the day when they will have to give that last message of Damnation. They will soon be announcing how their loving god Jehovah will soon becoming to kill off the vast majority of mankind. Billions of men women and children,
Knock Knock
Hello
Yes we are here to tell you Jehovah is coming and he is pissed and you are going away.
Jehovah who?
Jehovah god
I have never heard of him. I have been living in Motuo China for the last thirty years.
It doesn't matter, you are still screwed. Our message has changed and it's too late for you.
Oh, and who are you?
We are Jehovah's Witnesses. We worship the god of love Jehovah of course.
Really the god of love who is about to to kill off billions of people, most of whom have never even heard of you guys?
Yes
By and chance have guys been drinking cool aid?