Fashion in Heaven

by peacefulpete 3 Replies latest social humour

  • peacefulpete
    peacefulpete

    Why is it that fashions are assumed to have stayed the same in Heaven for thousands of years? You'd think that after wearing the same boring robe for eternity you'd crave something different. Yet no, angels and God are still wearing the same white onesie they had when they vacationed on earth with Abraham. I'm sure they are comfortable, no concerns about short inseams or elastic waistbands. I imagine they are easy to loosen up after a good hearty meal of manna. No risk being seen with pants button undone!

    But now that i think about it the Hindu heavenly beings have no fear of flare or color. They are decked with blues and yellows and greens from head to toe! Some might say fabulous!

    I wonder......Luke 4:24:

    While they were perplexed about this, behold, two men stood by them in dazzling apparel.

    NEW YORK - JANUARY 01: Liberace performs at Radio City Music Hall in 1985 in New York City. (Photo by Larry Busacca/WireImage)

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    Are you sure angels and God eat and shits? I will have to pay attention to more near-death experiences to see if anybody who may have gone through that experience describes any deviation away from the white robe esthetic in the apparel that their spirit guides, angels, God, Jesus, etc. may be wearing.

    LRG

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    i used to wonder if god farts.

  • peacefulpete
    peacefulpete

    Now you are just being silly.

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