Yes I know there must be all sorts of powerful emotions bubbling below the surface on this question. Don't be shy!
Personally, as an honourary Somali, I think something needs to be done about those damned Tahitians. I mean, what have they ever done for civilization? All the useless bastards do is sit around all day eating coconuts and cavorting with copper-skinned beauties wearing grass skirts who let their knockers hang out! Losers!
Madoowbe Laba Sacle