What did you think was going to happen?!?

by Simon 18 Replies latest social humour

  • Simon
    Simon

    So my wife has to make some home-made cookies for a work x-mas cookie exchange (I've told her to grab a handful of the receptionists 'cause hers were nice last year).

    Anyway. being a supportive husband I volunteer to help and my definition of "help" is anything to do with chocolate - specifically melting it to dip the cookies in.

    "OK", she says, "thanks!"

    Really? I can't believe my luck. This is after 20 years of marriage.

    After dipping a few cookies some of the chocolate has of course "accidentally" gotten on my fingers (if the bowl was deeper it would be up-to my elbows) and also the spatula and all that chocolate needs to be licked off.

    She tells me off.

    C'mon ... it's melted chocolate and you've just given me a spatula plus let me dip my fingers in it - what did you think was going to happen?!?

    Just made me laugh.

  • Simon
    Simon
    There was a lot of chocolate left in the bowl. I'm starting to feel a bit sick now. Maybe I should try adding some coco pops to it ...
  • Village Idiot
  • Simon
    Simon

    That's pretty much me!!!

    ... but with grey hair and stubble

  • OneEyedJoe
    OneEyedJoe
    Balance it out with whiskey. That always works for me.
  • EdenOne
    EdenOne

    Bad boy! Bad boy!!

  • cognac
    cognac
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • tiki
    tiki
    Chocolate is good for you !!
  • cantleave
    cantleave
    I still ask to lick the lick the spoon and scrape bowl out when Jane has made up a cake mix. If she gives it to one of the kids I get very sulky!
  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2

    Simon: (I've told her to grab a handful of the receptionists 'cause hers were nice last year).


    snigger snigger....😳

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