The day after Armageddon

by Pronger1 37 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • schnell
    schnell

    The day after Armageddon, someone who wasn't a JW survives because he's an engineer and they need him to run the machines and do stuff. He survives, comes out of his house, and says "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL THAT?!"

    He dies immediately and dooms mankind.

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  • LongHairGal
    LongHairGal

    OUTLAW:

    You got that right. Many JWs might not survive a month!

    They would face:..No infrastructure; no electricity; no communications; no fresh water; no sanitation; poor or nonexistent transportation; scrounging around for food and clothing; no medicine/machines for people with special needs; maybe no immediate or poor shelter depending on what climate/hemisphere you live in, etc. Essentially, everybody would be plunged into third-world conditions - or worse. In fact, third-worlders might fare better initially.

    Even young people in good health would find this unpleasant.

    If anybody has ever seen one of those Life After People shows, the world would become poisoned by the unmanned nuclear power plants, etc.

    The Witnesses' after Armageddon scenario is a not-very-well-thought-out fantasy. In fact, it's more like a nightmare. I remember back in the day, one sister said she didn't want to live through Armageddon and would rather live out her life before it. I understand why.

  • smiddy
    smiddy

    Jehovahs Witnesses just DONT THINK period. The greatest magician that ever lived Jehovah will fix it all just like that

    Common sense problems that would exist as those mentioned by previous posters doesnt enter their heads.

    Jehovahs witnesses in third world countries shut off from the rest of the world , how would they fare ?

    Isolated witnesses scattered throughout the world , how do they think they would cope ?

    No radio ,no TV, no satellite coverage no communication with the Governing Body ,no Watchtowers printed ,no electricity ,no gas ,no water on tap ,no sewerage ,no food chains ,no clothing stores ,no JW.ORG and the list goes on and on and on.

  • pale.emperor
    pale.emperor

    Imagine the position they'd be in.

    "Anyone know how to jimmy a car?" no, all the criminals are dead.

    "Anyone know how to build a shelter?" my dad did but he was anointed so he's up in heaven.

    "Ok, lets gather food... oh, there isnt any..."

    Wonder how long it'd be before they start eating the bodies like off that film "Alive"?

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    Their paradise: Getting a new race of greys. That is what joke-hova wants to do with us all, and that means being microchipped. Everyone will be enslaved. No one will know where they come from or where they are going, and science will be stifled because everyone will be too busy meeting unreasonable quotas and because ideas outside the mainstream will get you slaughtered. Races will cease to exist--instead, it will be a mess similar to what happens when you dump several different colors of paint and mix them together. Instead of diversity, you get an ugly muddy color. That is what joke-hova wants to do with us all.

  • Lostandfound
    Lostandfound

    By magic the voice of TM3 will boom around the world, in the local language of course, his message, " ....be sure that when you stitch those leaves together to make clothes that they are not too tight, we don't want to kill anyone just yet do we?"

  • Crazyguy
    Crazyguy
    All Jehovah's Witnesses will be dead after Armageddon . All those longing for the day of Jehovah are going to be brutally surprised book of Amos
  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    PTSD comes to mind for those lucky to be standing, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. People experienced traumatic events to have flashbacks (Vets from WW2-wars today),nightmares, or intrusive memories when something terrible happens. So I'am sure young JW children's will be ok after watching their friends go up in flames. A serious debilitating condition can occur in people who witnessed sudden death of love ones (like watching a human BBQ)..But I sure Jehovah will wipe that from the young ones memory..

  • stan livedeath
    stan livedeath

    surely jehofah will save MacDonalds for us in the new world---wont he ?

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