So How'd you like your Last Resting Place?

by snugglebunny 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou
    "Who will the world revolve around now?"
  • Bonsai
    Bonsai

    Holy hell!

    It's hot down here!

  • stuckinarut2
    stuckinarut2
    "Im not dead...look behind you!"
  • LoisLane looking for Superman
    LoisLane looking for Superman

    I saw a head stone recently where on one side of the tall, upright stone it said the usual credentials, on the other side it said, "Over My Dead Body..." and listed the ingredients for her favourite, Christmas cookie recipe which she wouldn't give out to anyone. Thus the heading...

    LoisLane

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    My uncle knew the exact day and hour that he was going to die.

    How did he know? The judge told him.

  • snugglebunny
    snugglebunny
    Apparently so really bad guy went down to hell and claimed that he couldn't see the fire for Jehovah's witnesses.
  • Oubliette
    Oubliette
    "I wasn't finished!"
  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    "I had the most toys when I died... I won!"

    "In case of zombie apocalypse, break skull"

    "If I'm resurrected dickless, I'm crawling back in."

  • Phaedra
    Phaedra
    invisible. nobody cares.
  • snugglebunny
    snugglebunny

    I want to be cremated and have my ashes shoved into the firebox of a a GWR locomotive by my eldest son while it's on the move. I'd like all my family and close friends to be on the train. The driver will give 3 whistles when the deed is done. That would be great.

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