I bet the big boys in the BOE (or was that Princes in the Earth(TM)?) would be bloody well jealous that this bloke had more celebrity status than them.
Hopefully, all the Governing Body(TM) drunken perverts, will have been raptured to Heaven(tm) by then, otherwise they'd mount a witch hunt against those with more celebrity status than their paedophile selves.
Perfection my ar$e.