I RODE MY BICYCLE to the corner gas station / convenience store.
I couldn't find my regular mask - so - I improvised.
As I walked up to the young lady clerk, her eyes grew
wide Wide WIDER and she said:
"That's a um very Unique face mask you have there, Sir."
I grinned invisibly. "Yep, I actually made it from an old pair of purple boxer shorts."
"Yes, I guessed as much." Said she.
"Oh? What gave it away?" I queried innocently.
"Well, the tip of your nose is poking out of the pee flap, Sir."
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I accidentally put it on backwards.
Call me MacGyver!
Call Me MacGyver!
by Terry 13 Replies latest jw friends
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Terry
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Finkelstein
The purple masked man rides again
Funny stuff
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cha ching
Dang! Just when i was thinking i was so inventive! We are having so much fun with masks! And we haven't even drank any bleach!
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RubaDub
If you put the mask on backwards, depending on what was recently eaten, you may notice a difference in the ambiance of the fabric.
Rub a Dub
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Finkelstein
Lets have a wear your underwear on your head day we could use some lighthearted laughter.
Cleaned laundry only please !
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caves
LOL eww, gross.
This gave me a chuckle.
Also, YEA!!! I haven't seen you on here Terry. I was starting to get worried.
Rub, eww, thats nasty. lol
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neat blue dog
You're MacGyver. My job is done.
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cyberjesus
did your nose got itchy? -
smiddy3
Surely their now has to be a Cheeky Bikini mask that someone is almost wearing ?
