Haha Xandria, I'll interpret for ya
Chocolate starfish = anal (seldom used in england)
cats wink, the same thing
Trouser Snake = male anatomy
Ming = female anatomy (always used in England)
"stirring" usually just means causing trouble, the porridge bit is seldom used but I can guess what that means.
The food is all exact and used on a regular basis. Spotted Dick is cake, nice too. bangers & mash, sausage & pots, Bubble & Squeak is yesterdays dinner fried up.
Scotch eggs are nice, just an egg rolled in sausage meat with breadcrubs. Haggis is Vile.