There's one that's actually entitles "Do More like the Nethinim" or something like that.
Most Annoying "Kingdom song?"
by doodle-v 95 Replies latest jw experiences
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Hamas
'The Resurrection Joy' - The worst
'Hail Jehovah's Firstborn' - The best
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Austrian
"What will you bring Jehovahs Kingdum Triumph of truth and righteousness and bring what else.....
Blah Blah Blah I hate that one too...
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Realist
hello Austrian,
NICE NAME!!!
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gitasatsangha
"If your body members you control/You make known that the truth is your own." or the "Don't Pull Your Pud" song.
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Freedomrules
LMAO!! Too funny.
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Austrian
Hey Realist nice flag.... I am leaving Saturday to goto Voralberg to spend time with the inlaws.... I''ll be in Vienna for a couple of days also....
Back on the subject...They used to make the brothers sing one verse then the sisters sing a verse at the DC all time, boy did I hate that. If Buthead was a Jdub - "Uhhh he said member"
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xjw_b12
LOL at Farkel's rendition. I hope you had as much fun composing that as I had fun listening to it.............woo, woo....too funny.
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joenobody
Try this out folks.... Sing the lyrics of "Marriage is God's Arrangement" to the theme of the Muppet Show...
It works quite nicely!
"Marriage is God's arrangement"
"By him it was designed."
"It forms a bond of union, brings blessings to mankind." (bah dump dump!!)
What the hell does the above mean anyways? It brings blessings to mankind?
Basically all of the Kingdom Melodies were to indoctrinate people with, well, doctrines. The pink songbook had to be replaced with the "new light" of the orange one. I am sure there were some serious problems (ideas) with older songs forcing them to ditch it. I was always annoyed as well as to how many songs were like contemporary compositions. I seem to remember one song sounds a lot like a Christmas carol.
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SpunkyChick
I would have to agree with many on here..."We're Jehovah's Witnesses" is the most annoying song. Eeeeeeeeps, it's in my head now...