Name Things That You Can't Do If You Are A Witness (page 4)

riz

hey thanks, SpunkyChick

yeah, that's Sully alright. Soooo hot. Want to touch the hiney.

SpunkyChick

yeah, that's Sully alright. Soooo hot. Want to touch the hiney.

riz - Sure I do....bend over....hehehe....me likie

SPANK PEOPLE??? Anything else, Spunky Chick?

Minimus - hmmmmmm *is thinking about her recent visit to Sin City* Wear vinyl pants...

SpunkyChick

Also watch movies that have faries in them...Cause you know that damn tinkerbell is a demon!

Aztec

Sorry if these are repeats cause I am getting sleepy and didn't have time to read all the replies.

You cannot:

Vote!

Read philosophy

Enjoy oral copulation

Smoke...anything

Recreationally date

Grow your hair past your ears, if you are a man

Wear heavy makeup, if you are a man or a woman

Talk to apostates even if they are relatives

Read you horoscope even if it's "just for fun"

Question the Governing Body in any way They are the "Faithful and Discreet Slave" after all...

Rise to any estimable position, if you are a woman unless you are willing to wear a napkin on your head and still...no

Listen to any "good" music

Lie, cheat or steal..yay for the wtbts...LOL!

There is a little good in the org...but not much!

~Aztec

Pistoff

You cannot trust your God given intellect.

At the most recent assembly, the CO gave a part wherein he said, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS!!.

He went on to tell a story about being in a small plane and the pilot told him to look for lights ahead of them. He pointed one out to the pilot, and the pilot ignored it. Seconds later, a jet flew very close overhead.

So, his conclusion was: Don't trust your instincts. How stupid is that story? His instincts were GREAT; the pilot just decided to ignore it, that's all. The moral is to EVALUATE your instincts based on facts and probabilities. Of course, that would lead to INDEPENDENT THINKING.

That is the thing that makes me crazy lately, that the society teaches us to not trust any other source of logic or inspiration but theirs.

Big Tex

Okay, just off the top of my head:

You can’t

celebrate birthdays
celebrate Christmas
celebrate New Year’s Eve
celebrate Martin Luther King Day
celebrate Memorial Day
celebrate Halloween
celebrate Valentine’s Day
celebrate St. Patrick’s Day
celebrate May Day
celebrate Independence Day
celebrate Chanukah
celebrate Kwanza
celebrate Rosh Hoshana
celebrate Passover
celebrate Mother’s Day
celebrate Father’s Day
put up lights in your house in December
set off fireworks in July
eat birthday cake
eat Valentine’s candy
vote
register to vote
have political opinions
serve in political office
say the Pledge of Allegiance
listen to the prayers of a non-believer
play sports in high school
play sports in college
be a cheerleader
join school clubs
engage in pre-marital sex
engage in heavy petting
engage in light petting
perform oral sex
perform anal sex
masturbate
be gay
cross dress
use sex toys
smoke
use foul language
see “R” rated movies
see “NC-17” rated movies
look at pornography
own a gun
be a policeman
join the military
be employed by the FBI
be employed by the CIA
be employed manufacturing military equipment
have a blood transfusion
study religious philosophies
read other religious literature
sing Amazing Grace
eulogize the dead
be a Freemason
seek psychiatric help
be admitted to a psychiatric hospital
attempt suicide
dance with another’s spouse
accuse a pedophile without 2 eyewitnesses

What did I forget?

avishai

F***
Eat P****
Swear
Fall down in a drunken stooper
Listen to Blue Oyster Cult
Watch The Simpsons
Masturbate
Make Jokes about JWs
Eat Medium Rare Steak
Be Happy
Smoke
Record over those My Book Of Bible Story tapes
Buy Things at Garage Sales
Go To The Bar
Sing in a Heavy Metal band
Wipe your ass with the latest Awake magazine
Talk to DF people
Post on this forum
Eat Lucky Charms for breakfast

I can live w/out most of those. I just gave up #11 on the list. But I dont think I can give up #2 In the words of Chris Rock, " Boy, if you don't eat p****, you will lose your woman like a set of car keys!!!! I also dont think I can give up #3, 4, 13, 16, 17, or 18.

run dont walk

have a life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

great responses minimus, this was one of your better ones !!!!!!!!!!!!

minimus

avishai, could you please number them next time so we don't have to do so much work?

drwtsn32

you can't think independently

But independent thought is SO BAD!!

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w83 1/15 p. 27 Armed for the Fight Against Wicked Spirits ***

Fight

Against Independent Thinking

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As we study the Bible we learn that Jehovah has always guided his servants in an organized way. And just as in the first century there was only one true Christian organization, so today Jehovah is using only one organization. (Ephesians 4:4, 5; Matthew 24:45-47) Yet there are some who point out that the organization has had to make adjustments before, and so they argue: "This shows that we have to make up our own mind on what to believe." This is independent thinking. Why is it so dangerous?

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Such thinking is an evidence of pride. And the Bible says: "Pride is before a crash, and a haughty spirit before stumbling." (Proverbs 16:18) If we get to thinking that we know better than the organization, we should ask ourselves: "Where did we learn Bible truth in the first place? Would we know the way of the truth if it had not been for guidance from the organization? Really, can we get along without the direction of God’s organization?" No, we cannot!

Gag.

Name Things That You Can't Do If You Are A Witness

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