New here.. Scoobys cat and I'm confused...

by ScoobySnax 13 Replies latest jw friends

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  greven

  Hi C_F!

  You are one smart cat using the internet and all...about your problem:

  you see Scoobs insists on feeding me Kit-e-Kat when what I really want is Whiskas Supermeat, apparently Scoobs says that Whiskas is apostate and food of the devil in this time of the end.

  Don't try to argue this one. Whiskas is not apostate, just expensive. So the solution is to make it absolutely the only possible choice. Fake an allergy to Kit-e-Kat: when presented with it take a few bites then go into a wild coughing frenzy, run around the house like you're barking mad, climb the curtains and atack the plants, then suddenly, fall down lie on your back with your feet up. Repeat until presented with better food. (you didn't got this advice from me. This conversation never happened. happy hunting!)

  Greven
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  Brummie

  I hear ya brother, I hear ya! (I'm talking to the cyat)

  brummie
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  ScoobySnax

  Dear Greven,

  Cooking Fat here. .... I did all you said after my plate of Kit-e-Kat, coughing fit, run round the house, attacked the plants, peed on the floor etc...... and thanks to you I have just spent the last 24 hours at the vets having been neutered....... Scoobs read it like I was getting way to frisky. So, BANG goes my nights out on the tiles. Cheers mate....and keep your advice to yourself in the future. I'm not half the cat I used to be. A sore-Cooking Fat.
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  greven

  It didn't work? Well what'd expect from a master that uses a DOG as avatar....?

  Hang in there CF!

  Greven