Women

by qwerty 23 Replies latest social humour

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  waiting

  Dear 'swa,

  Men aren't deep, huh? Then why do you wimmen keep on marrying them? -francois

  Expatbrit aptly named a VERY good reason.....

  Now that you've brought up marriage..... The worst aspect of marriage is that it makes a woman believe that other men are just as easy to fool. HL Mencken And for the continued *good naturing* nudges of the sexes.......... Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex. Earl Wilson waiting
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  WildHorses

  Men aren't deep, huh? Then why do you wimmen keep on marrying them?

  Because wimmen don't have a - - - - -(fill in the blank)
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  Maverick

  I bet this friend that I could tell a joke that stated women are dumb and they would agree. He took the bet. We sat with the ladies and I started, "Adam was in the garden with Eve, he leaves her to go talk to God. "God I have some questions about this person you brought to me." God said," What questions?" "Well, why did you make her so soft and curvy and stuff?" God replied, "That way you'd like her!" "OK, but God, why did you make her so dumb!" "That way she'd like you!" The ladies all laughted and agreed, ...He paid me under the table! Maverick
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  talley

  qwerty & Maverick, those are sooo cute. Thanks for giving me a good laugh.

  It is really neat to be heading off to bed tonight grinning and chuckling (especially for an old lady). again thanks. talley/Judy