Dang larc! Close call!
Before I bought my house I lived in an apartment where i had a crazy alchoholic old lady across the hall. One day I walked out of my apartment and smelled smoke. I could hear her smoke detector going off. I banged on her door, no response. So I called the fire department, they came and had to take an axe to her door. The smoke just poured out into the hallway. They found her inside, she was conscious but drunk and incoherent as hell. They put out the fire, she had left a cigarette burning on a couch cushion, it wasn't a big fire but it sure made a lot of nasty smoke. The whole place might have gone up had it not been for moi.