Introducing Kelpie to dubs at the mall.

BLISSISIGNORANCE

Well, not face to face...........after all she is df'ed. LOL.

Kelpie and I had some fun at our local mall yesterday. The situation is she is df'ed but I'm not (but I'm sure it won't be too long), hubby and I have faded and keeping a low profile. Kel and I were shopping and I was able to point out to her 7 dubs. One sister came and said hello to me just as Kelpie was getting her lunch, what a shame she missed being introduced to her.

The funny thing is that Kelpie isn't known to dubs here because she's from out of town and has never been to a meeting. But I know just about every dub here and because I'm not officially out they can talk to me, except the self-righteous ones that shun me because I'm inactive. So when we are together she gets to know who the dubs are yet they don't know who she is, and while with me they could end up talking to her..............OMG.........how funny.

The dubs in my area must be getting a bit confused by now because they keep seeing me with 'worldly' people everywhere I go. I'm always with my da'ed parents, work colleagues, members of a support group and df'ed people like kelpie. Last week I was at dinner at a local Asian restaurant with a few non-dubs and 2 MSs walked in for a meal, without their wives,mmmmmmmm. When one saw me he looked stunned and before he could work out what to do I made eye contact and then shunned him. IT FELT SOOO GOOD!

Oh, the games people play. Life is fun hey, especially when we leave the borg.

Have a good weekend and I pray you don't get any JWs witnessing in you area.

Cheers, bliss.

refiners fire

now what happens, say, if you (as a wicked apostate) introduce Kelps to an upstanding dub ? And Kelps doesnt volunteer that shes DF. Why should she after all? Shes DF and noone would expect a DF person to say "NO!! Cometh not near unto me!! I am unclean!!" . Now why would any dub expect a DF apostate to identify themselves as DF ?? After all, they serve SATAN dont they? So it seems to me that the DF Apostate would desire to insinuate him/ herself into company with upstanding dubs so they can be dragged into the pit. Now would Jehovah would have to withdraw his holy sprit from that dub just like he withdraws spirit from a congo if there is a fornicator in it. Yes?? I think he would. So what happens if the now spiritless dub "falls into a pit" and is stumbled out of the truth? Who is to blame? You? Jehovah? The innocent dub? Kelps?

myself

Bliss, it sounds like you are having fun with this. I was thinking the same thing about them wondering about you hanging out with worldly people LOL. I am glad Kelpie had a chance to get out and have some fun after all she has been thru.

refiners fire

Im DF, Im "violently opposed to the truth". Some gullible trusting dub, innocently obeying the will of his heavenly father knocks on my door while engaged in the work. Of course, I dont Identify myself. What the hell? I Dont say: " Sorry brother, Im Disfellowshipped and HATE Jehovah, youd better write in the map there not to call here again because i will infect you" No no. Instead, I feign interest. I talk Bible with him and systematically manipulate his mind and plant evil apostate "time bombs" about Russellism, history fabrication and the like into his head.

..."Well, not face to face...........after all she is df'ed. LOL"....

Amazingly Some still have a conscience toward their "former fellow slaves". I Am not one of them.

Prisca

Im DF, Im "violently opposed to the truth".

Thanks for telling me that, RF. As a non-df'd, non-da'd inactive person (technically), I'll have to cease all contact with you, so that my fragile Bible-based conscience and faith will not be destroyed.....

Been nice knowing ya

BLISSISIGNORANCE

OMG..........................IS THIS AN APOSTATE WEB SITE???????????????

LOL@RF.

Kelpie.............we had fun didn't we????????? You enjoyed seeing how dubs look the same everywhere and how you can spot them a mile away?

'Spot the dub' can become the next 'Friday night at the mall' activity.

Been there

Spot the Dub.....I like that! My husband and I went out to breakfast/lunch at Pondarosa's (a buffet style steak house for you out of towners) a couple weekends ago with my daughter and family. We were in the smoking section. About halfway through the meal about 20 people came in. Young and old (with walker). They just oooooooooooooozed of JW. Being seated in the smoking section they immediately gathered up all the (empty) ashtrays and set them on a table that was not in use. They touched them with such distain. Where did they put their chewed gum? Why did they make such a spectical? Was it to say that even though they all sat in the smoking section (you get seated faster) they did not want to be associated with smoking and how rightous they were? Moving an empty piece of glass will not protect them from second hand smoke.

I informed my husband and daughter that they were JW's. They wanted to know how I knew. Ya just know. They had that 80's look. I felt sorry for the only teenage girl (looked like she wanted to be invisable) and the young gentleman (elder in training) of about 8 in his three piece suit. The whole group reminded me of prisoners at meal time sitting in a big hall not allowed to talk to each other. They just ate. Didn't talk much, didn't laugh. Yuck. Looked like robots sitting there eating in unison. Yep I can still spot a witness when I see one (or 20). Wish I had the nerve to ask......are you Jehovah's Witnesses? Would have made their day being such fine examples to us worldly people. Gag!

Sorry didn't mean to steal your thread Bliss. Spot the Dub just reminded me.

I didn't notice if they all prayed. I'm sure they did.

refiners fire

Priscilla, you are already completely corrupted by me. Its too late.

Now as to Apostate games with innocent dubs,the possibilities are endless. Im saving my pennies to get a digital camera. Once I get it I'll accompany the dubs from door to door and post the results on site. Should be good for a snigger at least.

cruzanheart

I got a little bit of amusement that, after my dad's funeral, a large group of friends came over to my house to eat and talk. I decided that's a very healing event, by the way -- it felt good having so many people around who cared about us and my dad. Well, it was a motley crew: we had JW's, ex-JW's, a couple of my bosses, neighbors, and a few friends from work. It was interesting to see how the different groups gravitated to one another, but the JW's didn't know the ex-JW's were ex, and I wasn't about to enlighten them, and of course the neighbors and work people couldn't have cared less about anyone's religious affiliation, so the whole event was quite fun, very loud, and thoroughly enjoyable.

What would the elders have said?

Nina

ozziepost

What!!! Nina, wasn't there a 'mark of the beast' in sight to identify them????!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers, Ozzie

Introducing Kelpie to dubs at the mall.

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