Caption Competition (page 2)

"John Prescott makes perfect sense and I am proud to have him represent our country"

"You get fantastic treatment at our hospitals, brilliant education at our schools and our trains always run on time"

"I wish I had a rose for my lapel. Then I would look just like Pierre Elliot Trudeau."

' Look at me everybody, I'm a yank loving, country destroying dancing PILLOCK, and George can burn my Bush anyday'

Secondary to that, this is not the answer to the caption, but :

Tony Blair was invited to the White House, where he was due to meet Geroge Bush and his administration.

He was unpacking in his room, when he hears a knock on the door

'ROOM SERVICE ! '

'Yeh, ok, hold on' Calls Tony.

'ROOM SERVICE !' the voice calls again

'Yeh, one second' shouts Tony

then he hears yet another knock

'ROOM SERVICE !' the voice calls out

Tony gets agitated, and runs to the door and pulls it open.

'ROOM SERVICE ' The man says.

'WHAT IS IT ?!? ' Asks Tony.

'NO, ROOM SERVICE, CAN YOU TAKE THIS TO GEORGE IN ROOM 303.'

Tony follows orders well...

*And off to my right.....Canada. We're going to ambush those maple leaf eatin' Canucks, just you wait n' see!*

How on earth am I going to eat all these lollipops.

TruckerGB, I was thinking along those same lines:

Yum! Acres and acres of lollipops and they're all mine!

AlanF

Semper fidelis! Semper fidelis!

Gottle of geer! Gottle of geer!

Or (for Brits and people who've seen 'It ain't half hot mum';

Meet the gang 'cause the boys are here, the boys to entertain you

With music and laughter, to help you on your way

With many a song and a hey! hey! hey!

One of these days, Alice. Pow! Right in the kisser!

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