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We mean proper football, not a bunch of guys padded up to eyeballs and running with the ball, how is that football!
Hey now, let me see some of these soccer players deal with a 350 pound lineman.How many times do you think they would come back for more after being pancaked by one of these guys? American football has it's own difficulties to deal with on the field, such as a quarteback sitting thier like it's target practice.
I myself couldn't perform either one of these sports as a pro!
Rushden & Diamonds
2 promotions in 3 seasons for the little local team that was only formed in 1992.
I really think they could at least make the Division 2 play-offs this season.
Nic'
Right folks!
The new season is only a month away.
Liverpool have just signed Harry Kewell from Leeds Utd. Is he the missing piece of the jigsaw? Hope so!
We also have the two young French strikers we bought from Le Havre, and Steve Finnan who'll fill the left back position that Carragher has been playing in.
My season ticket is sitting on the shelf next to my computer just waiting to be used.
Come on you Reds.
Dansk,
Just for you my Manc friend!
Q. What do you get if you cross a Man Utd fan with a Jehovahs witness?
A. Someone who knocks on your door and asks for directions to Manchester.
Be on the lookout for a new breed of 'Evil Manc' computer Viruses that could seriously affect / infect your PC. Virus name and what it does:
1) The Manchester United Virus - This where the computerd evelops a memory disorder and forgets about every thing before 1993.
2) The Manchester United shirt virus - This one is especially hard to detect as it changes its format every three months.
3) The David Beckham virus - This affects newer computers mainly. The computer looks great, all the lights are on, but nothing works.
4) The Roy Keane virus - Throws you out of Windows.
5) The Alex Ferguson virus - The computer develops a continuous whining noise. The on screen clock runs a lot slower than all the other computers in the building.
6) The Andy Cole virus - The computer is unable to get anything into the Inbox.
7) The Ryan Giggs virus - The computerd evelops a processor problem whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuations in performance.
8) The Fabien Barthez virus - You just can't save anything.
9) Laurent Blanc virus - Makes your Computer go really slow and Creates big holes in yourH ard-Drive!
10) The Phil Neville virus - The worst of all, ruins allm emory of basic functions and programmes, randomly delivering data to the wrong goal. Also weakens all communications within the network
Why should Man United fans be buried 100 feet deep?
Because deep down, they're really good people.
What's the difference between a Man United supporter and a bucket of cow manure?
The bucket.
Q: What do you have when 100 Man United fans are buried up to their necks in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
Liverpool won their first pre-season game against Cologne 3:1.
Owen and Gerrard look on fire.
Barros, Heskey and Mellor looked good too.
United are being linked with every player that becomes available...again
Arsenal are looking in big trouble unless they can get their hands on some money...fast.
It could be our year!
