Worship Me! (page 3)

JH

Deuteronomy 11:16, 17
16. Take heed to yourselves, that your heart be not deceived, and ye turn aside, and serve other gods,(Vivamuses) and worship them;
17. And then the Lord's wrath be kindled against you, and he shut up the heaven, that there be no rain, no beer, no apostofest, no ciggies, no sex, and that the land yield not her fruit; and lest ye perish quickly from off the good land which the Lord giveth you.

wednesday

only if i can live forever and be young a beautiful forverver.

Vivamus

The rewards of worshipping me are: Eternal FUN, and Sinful Behaviour. Thats should be enough

ThiChi

Please give us a sign.......or some words of wisdom......

Your humble slave

ThiChi

greven

Have you been taking my 'herbal medicine' again?! I tolled you it doesn't mix well with alcohol!

Or is it the burito's this time?

Greven

Vivamus

Greven! I have taken nothing that we both haven't used as well.

Abaddon

Vivamus is a minor godchick in the pantheon of Apostates. Her full title is;

The godchick Vivamus, the holy blond, the pierced of tounge, the giver of ~~suck~~ succour; bow ye before her and render her service; let your tongue praise her, lest she crush thou ballicules between her thighs!

I am also minor godbloke in the pantheon of Apostates; Abaddon, godbloke of the holy leaf, keeper of the eternal blim, packer of the bong of wisdom, muller of the sweet herb, smacker of the fundy, the facetious one.

Any other godchicks or godblokes out there?

greven

Greven! I have taken nothing that we both haven't used as well.

Oh no! You have not used anything from under the kitchensink have you?

A very concerned Greven

greven

Already crowds are gathering outside her house! They are bellowing battle cries like: "Beer! Fornication! More beer!" etc etc... quite frightening... I warned her not to post it on the net....

Greven

hippikon

The rewards of worshipping me are: Eternal FUN, and Sinful Behaviour. Thats should be enough

Sounds ok but just a few points the thinking person should consider - How do you define Fun? What type of sinful behaviour is truly sinful? Also as regards the word worship, shouldn't that be translated "Bow Down Towards" as it rightly apears in the vulgate version. BTW The coma is in the wrong place and that completly changes the conext of what you realy wanted to say.

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