| When they ask, "Can I talk to you about God?" Reply, "Sure, what would you like to know?" | |
| Answer the door with a bloody knife and say, "I'm sorry, could you come back in a half hour? We're not done with the virgin yet." | |
| Answer the door with an automatic weapon and say 'Allah be Praised! | |
| Ask them for their address. When they ask why you want it, claim that you want to appear on their doorstop univited so that you can peddle your own beliefs. | |
| Look smug and tell them that your God can beat up their God. | |
| Tell them you already have your own religion. When they ask what it is, wince a little before confessing, "er, I'm not sure if it's legal in this country | |
| A chalk outline of a human body on the pavement, and a few copies of "The Watchtower" scattered around... | |
| Answer every one of their questions with "What do you mean by that?" This might take a while, but you and your loved ones can have fun placing bets on how long it takes for them to leave. | |
| Ask them to explain the story of Elisha and the Forty-two children. | |
| Invite them in to see your fine collection of dinosaur fossils |
Found these at http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/religion/religious033.htm Anyone know any others?