It's my round

by ballistic 45 Replies latest jw friends

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  caligirl

  If I could drink right now.........

  A Foster's would taste sublime!
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  Surreptitious

  Glenlivet, neat.
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  ignored_one

  Pint of Grolsch please.

  Ignored One.
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  Englishman

  Customer: "Lager with a dash please".

  Publican: "I'm being as fast as I can!"

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  Customer: "Fish and chips twice, please."

  Proprietor: "I heard you the first time Mate!"

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  Customer in Chinese take-away: "This chicken tastes rubbery!"

  Wun hung lo: "Thank you velly much!"

  Englishman.
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  Thunder Rider

  Englishman,

  The rub is the Chinese guy understood every word!

  No stray cats in that neighborhood.
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  JH

  I'll have 1 beer, 1 rum and coke, 1 vodka and orange juice and also:

  One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

  John Lee Hooker

  One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
  One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
  Hey mister bartender come here
  I want another drink and I want it now

  My baby she gone, she been gone two night
  I ain't seen my baby since night before last
  One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

  (Spoken)
  And then I sit there, gettin' high, mellow
  Knocked out, feeling good and by the time
  I looked on the wall at the old clock on the wall
  By that time, it was ten thirty daddy

  I looked down the bar, at the bartender
  He said, "Now what do you want Johnny?"

  One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

  Well my baby she gone, she been gone two night
  I ain't seen my baby since night before last
  I wanna get drunk till I'm off of my mind
  One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer

  (Spoken)
  And I sat there, gettin' high, stoned
  Knocked out, and by the time
  I looked on the wall, at the old clock again
  And by that time, it was a quarter to two

  Last call for alcohol, I said,
  Hey mister bartender, what do you want?"

  One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
  One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
  One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
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  Xena

  well lets start with a shot of tequila and see where it takes us, shall we???????
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  heathen

  I'll have a long Island tea plaese .
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  StinkyPantz

  Long Island Iced Tea or Tequila Sunrise
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  avishai

  Makers mark, beer back.