My first Kingdom Hall zoom meeting

by RULES & REGULATIONS 14 Replies latest jw experiences

  • LongHairGal
    LongHairGal

    RULES & REGULATIONS:

    I’m a ‘Fader’ and never attended a Zoom meeting. I also can’t see why anybody would want their face and every movement on camera...It would be unnatural and self conscious. Not only that, your home becomes an extension of the kingdom hall. That would never be acceptable to me.

    At least when you attended meetings at the kingdom hall, when it was over you went home. You had privacy. You didn’t have uninvited and unwelcome eyes seeing everything in your home and scrutinizing your clothing and the expression on your face!..As far as I’m concerned, they can KEEP their Zoom meetings.

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    I wonder what they will do when I respond, in German, that I feel the whole bible is a curse on the earth, and that joke-hova is the source, not the solution, to our problems. And that jesus is not even real, but a fictitious archetype of the perfect slave. Have fun trying to figure that out in German, hounders!

  • Overrated
    Overrated

    My brother who is all into the Jw thing was on a zoom meeting and having a glass of milk. My brother just got out of work no time to eat and had a glass of milk. Some asshole on zoom did not like the ideal of my brother having a glass of milk. WTF. It's his home. The guy on zoom counsel my brother on this Behavior. Behavior my azz, should put me on zoom it would be a 12 pack and I tell them where their counsel will go.

  • SnakesInTheTower
    SnakesInTheTower

    I'd probably pick my nose like I did when I was 5 sleeping under the metal chairs at the KH. Contemplate what to do with it while everyone looked on in horror and revulsion, or until the Zoom Minders cut my feed, whichever came first.

    Or maybe I will just ignore my Memorial Zoom Invitation.

    I'm off on Saturday, why would I ruin my evening attending a Fake Celebration of a Dinner Where Nobody Eats.

    Snakes

  • Overrated
    Overrated

    Take a picture of yourself to put it in front of the zoom camera, then go into the other room an watch a movie.

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