One day, George Bush dies.
He immediately goes to Hell, where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here" says the Devil. "You are on my list but I have no room for you. You definately need to stay here, so i'll tell you what i'm going to do. I've got a few folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
Bush thought this sounded pretty good so the Devil opens the first door: In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and re-surfacing empty handed. Over and over. Such was his fate in Hell.
"No" George said "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long."
The Devil led him to a second room and opened the door. In it was Ronald Reagan with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my back. I would be in constant agony if I had to break rocks all day" said George.
The Devil opened a third door.
In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
Bush took this in with disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this!"
The Devil smiled and said....
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."