"Cloves? Dude, I've told you! I'm not into that stuff anymore!" With that Ash slammed the phone down.
There was only one way to calm his tortured mind. He had to have answers. He grabbed a Coke bottle and whistled to Trixter.
"C'mon Trix. Let's go outside."
The little bird hopped up on Ash's finger and he walked out to a tree stump just a few yards from his back door. He sat the bottle down and then carefully stepped out 10 paces. He took off his Spiderman cap and set it down on the ground to mark the spot. He gently placed Trixter on top and began to slowly scan the ground.
"I need 3 rocks Trix."
The little bird tilted his head and chirped softly. Ash turned and smiled softly.
"Do you know where dreams come from, Trix? Acetylcholine neurons fire high, voltage impulses into the forebrain. The impulses become pictures, the pictures become your dream. But no one knows why we choose these particular pictures."
He bent over and picked up a good sized stone.
"The ancient Buddhists used a tantric technique of intuitive deduction. I awoke from a dream I had once about Tibet realizing that I had subconsciously gained knowledge of a certain deductive technique, involving mind-body coordination operating hand-in-hand with the deepest levels of intuition."
Ash came back to the spot and placed the 3 rocks next to the little bird perched curiously atop the blue and red cap. He picked up the first rock, closed his eyes and held it close to his cheek. The question came in a low, guttural voice that caused Trixter to shiver:
Would she still be as beautiful as she was as a child?
Without opening his eyes he instantly threw the rock at the bottle, knocking off the stump. Ash ran over and picked it up.
"The bottle was hit, but not broken Trix. Very interesting."
He came back and picked up the second rock and again closed his eyes. Again the question came, almost painfully eerie:
What would she think of him?
With his eyes shut he quickly threw the rock and this time he heard a loud crash as the rock tore through the kitchen window.
"Hhmmmmm", said Ash. Trixter flapped his wings.
He picked up the last rock and cleared his mind of all thought. He closed his eyes, and saw the hideous images he had tried so hard to forget. His head jerked slightly as he softly almost imperceptibly, uttered the unthinkable:
Why didn't Charlie Brown age in over 50 years of the cartoon strip?
With his eyes closed, he threw the rock and shattered the Coke bottle.
"Oh my God."
Trixter fluttered his wings and hopped down to hide under the Spiderman cap.
Somewhere an owl hooted.