Another funny one was that a guy sued on behalf of Jehovah God, Jesus Christ and God's Holy Spirit against Arizona State University for copyright infringement of the Bible. The Federal Magistrate dismissed the case out hand and felt it was so ridiculous of a case that the judge refused to make the Marshall's serve the school with the paperwork over the lawsuit.
Pretoria resident says - before high court in South Africa - he is the anointed one !
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Bruisedandbleeding12
Did someone miss there meds??
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rebel8
Sadly, this is not much crazier than the dubs' actual beliefs.
They already believe a bearded sky daddy raped a minor girl in a totally holy way, impregnated her with his bearded sky son, who was transformed into an Earth baby for 33 years.
The Earth/sky superbaby went around doing magic tricks and giving weird speeches, but despite all of his superpowers, he's unable to show himself even a tad bit today. He is hiding in the clouds.
Then he deliberately allowed the humans to torture and kill him slowly, but not before hosting a dinner where he told his guests to pretend wine was his blood and bread was his body. Instead of being grossed out, the guests enjoyed pretending they were cannibals so much that it became an annual tradition to have the pre-funeral cannibal meal.
And the people who celebrate his resurrection are totally evil.
Not much crazier than a man wanting the court to appoint him to lead this BS.
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OrphanCrow
rebel8: Sadly, this is not much crazier than the dubs' actual beliefs.
You are right - it isn't. This man's belief system fits perfectly inside the framework of Christianity. And, especially inside the JW interpretation of how they see the world unfolding.
Religious delusion goes hand in hand with mental disorders. If anyone wants a signed copy of the Bible - autographed by Jesus Christ himself - there's a fellow over in the psych center a couple blocks away that hands them out during visiting hours. He will even shake your hand after signing the Bible he gives to you.
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careful
Hmmm, do you think the GB will invite him to join their number? His videos might make Lett's look rather mild...
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Village Idiot
rebel8,
Sadly, this is not much crazier than the dubs' actual beliefs.
When one person expresses those types of beliefs he is instantly described as psychotic. When a large group of persons say the same thing most others are reticent to call them collectively psychotic.
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Earnest
Ernest Gericke (01/07/2006)
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TheWonderofYou
There is Miller who is Christ in Australia, EX-JW, since 2007
There is another Jesus in Russia, Vissarion, interview with im at 20.00, Serjey Torop
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OrphanCrow
Thanks for posting that photo, Earnest.
Ernest, aka "the anointed one", has that shiny, smiling face of insanity. I have come to view all religiously devout people as at least slightly insane. The True Believers have the Jehovah Glow all over them...sprinkled with the Holy Spirit fairy dust. Clean and shiny faces. A camouflage for true insanity
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darkspilver
FYI update
The Citizen, Saturday 8 April 2017
Judge dismisses ‘anointed one’s’ court application
http://citizen.co.za/news/news-national/1481652/judge-dismisses-anointed-ones-court-application/
The above gives his name as Ernest Ronald Gericke - not sure if the same as below?
IN THE HIGH COURT OF SOUTH AFRICA
(Gauteng Local Division, Johannesburg)
In the matter between: FIRSTRAND BANK LIMITED, Judgment Creditor, and ERNEST RONALD GERICKE, 1st Judgment Debtor, and CANDICE LYNN GERICKE (formally RUTHERFORD), 2nd Judgment Debtor.
https://www.greengazette.co.za/notices/_20140905-LNB-37961-16707-00014.pdf
haha, notice wife's maiden name??