They shall be making falafel for eternity and shaking rugs.
Male Martyrs can expect to find 72 virgin maidens, what can female suicide bombers expect???
by James Mixon 26 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Wasanelder Once
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James Mixon
Ninth century scholar Al-Tabarani argued that women will be reunited with their husbands in the next world, and those who had multiple husbands can pick the best one to be their eternal spouse. I would love to be there when she pick her eternal mate. Husband number one no think you, a jerk. Husband two I never love you it was a arrange marriage and three I pick you. Husband three, hell no I want a 15 year old virgin make that 72 15 year old virgins..Some religions are very strange.....
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watson
Just serving their men will be paradise enough..
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James Mixon
Husband number one..no thank you, you were a jerk.
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smiddy3
What I want to know is where on earth or heaven are they going to find 72 Virgin maidens ?
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St George of England
"53 f*****g virgins! The very thought of 53 f*****g virgins, it's a nightmare! It's not a f*****g present, it's not a prize- it's a punishment! Give me 2 fire-breathing whores any day of the week. I'm a slut man!" - Billy Connolly
George
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James Mixon
smiddy3: Girls typically married at age 12 or 13 in those days , immediately after puberty. So now we are talking about virgin maidens around 11 years old, babies...