A regular at the local diner was sitting in his usual spot, all long in the face and sad, when his friend the waitress came over to take his order. "Why so mopey?", she inquired. He then told her of this horrible date he had the previous night. "We were getting hot and heavy and then she unzipped my pants and reached in and screamed, it was awful!" He sighed. "Why?" Asked the waitress. "Well, I'm kinda big down there." He said sheepishly. "It scares all the ladies I go out with. It's a curse, it really is!" He continued. Now our adventurous waitress just had to see this. So they went in the store room and he whipped it out. "Oh my goodness! That thing is a least 18 inches long!" Blurted the shocked waitress. At that outburst the poor man whilted. Seeing this, the kind waitress said, "If you want, I'll kiss it for you?" The man's face changed to one of disgust and anger as he retorted, "Hell I can do that!"
Now my question. Are you a good kisser? Is kissing important to you? I'll go first..It depends on who or what I am kissing! Maverick