Farting Can Kill You!

by m0nk3y 20 Replies latest social humour

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    My friends favourite trick was to fart in someone elses car while it was going through the car wash.

    It was an unbelievable experience.

    Englishman.

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Upon hearing someone fart, a Cajun's comment might be (and I translate): "Thunder on Sh-- Island."

  • m0nk3y
    m0nk3y

    I personally think that most farts are an acheivment, you have actually successfully got the hot air around the turd. In the unfortunate times that it isnt successful .. HIDE!

    monk3y

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    here ya go Monkey............enjoy!

    http://www.freefarts.com/farts.html

    BTW do you know why farts smell?

    Kate

  • OrbitingTheSun
    OrbitingTheSun

    My dog runs into my room, farts, then runs away.

  • Shakita
    Shakita

    The google ads at the top of the page are kind of scary. The one on this thread is advertising a Fart Machine....

    Mrs. Shakita

  • OrbitingTheSun
    OrbitingTheSun

    I didn't notice that, Shakita! LOL! That's funny. I bet Google searches the text to find an ad that matches the text.

  • viktoria
    viktoria

    Orb.T.S.

    My dog does that too,he farts,looks reproaching at me and then quickly walks away!!

    Never mind, I love him anyhow.

    Viktoria

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    Those with fart problems should check out:

    http://www.gasbgone.com

    Enter GasBGon Site

    It's a cushion that helps suppress the sound and odor.

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    Everything you ever wanted to know about farts but were afraid to ask

    http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

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