My friends favourite trick was to fart in someone elses car while it was going through the car wash.
It was an unbelievable experience.
Englishman.
by m0nk3y 20 Replies latest social humour
My friends favourite trick was to fart in someone elses car while it was going through the car wash.
It was an unbelievable experience.
Englishman.
Upon hearing someone fart, a Cajun's comment might be (and I translate): "Thunder on Sh-- Island."
I personally think that most farts are an acheivment, you have actually successfully got the hot air around the turd. In the unfortunate times that it isnt successful .. HIDE!
monk3y
here ya go Monkey............enjoy!
http://www.freefarts.com/farts.html
BTW do you know why farts smell?
Kate
My dog runs into my room, farts, then runs away.
The google ads at the top of the page are kind of scary. The one on this thread is advertising a Fart Machine....
Mrs. Shakita
I didn't notice that, Shakita! LOL! That's funny. I bet Google searches the text to find an ad that matches the text.
Orb.T.S.
My dog does that too,he farts,looks reproaching at me and then quickly walks away!!
Never mind, I love him anyhow.
Viktoria
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