by towerwatcher 28 Replies latest jw friends
T-shirts like these just look like your promoting WT propaganda.you need to satire the message.
Example : Youth getting the best out of it { with a reference for the masturbating video for the deaf} that all youths can enjoy .
or , My Book of Bible B.S. Stories to Stuff your life up.
The truth that leads to an Eternal life of Hell (with a wj logo) upside down.
Revelation its grand climax is in your hand . (no explanation needed here )
How about a slight variation:
You Can Live Forever with Parasites on Earth
Didn't WT plagiarise a picture from a German Porno\lads magazine?- its in the live forever book. I remember being absolutely shocked by this fact.
Found it, halfway down page:
http://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/misquotes-deception-lies.php
My advice would be to use the same colors and fonts as the book covers but changing the wording slightly to something funny. For example, instead of "Your Youth getting the best out of it", have the title read: "Your Youth getting the breasts out of it". This would be a funny insinuation about how Watchtower rules suppresses the sexuality of youths.
Thanks for all the feedback. A lot of your ideas were great and had me lmao-ing!
T-shirts with logos are strictly forbidden on WT building projects. I bet the enforcers would be scratching their heads over one of these!
Some of us might buy a shirt that says "I'm with Kevin"...
