I'm with cruzanheart on this one. Not only did I buy it, I believed it fervently and taught it well.
When I got up on the platform, I could debate the esoteric meanings of the greater fulfillment of the parable of the talents versus the parable of the minas. I was a JW encyclopedia, a mini-Freddie in training. Wow, I'm so lucky I'm out and can turn my brain to peaceful pursuits, like poontang.
CZAR