Wow, a whole year? Seems more like five.
Where are those drinks you promised me?
BTW, who was right about how you now feel now, concerning all we talked about a year ago? That's got to be worth a few drinks in it's self.
To top it all off, you found a woman here and had that premarital sex you told me you would never have no matter what. I'm still cracking up about that one.
I'm proud of you Craig, you have turned out exactly as Alan and I predicted in our evil plan for you. You are under our spell. Now go up to Seattle, find Robert, (You Know) and beat the shit out of him.
Where's my Jack Daniels an Bar-B-Qed stake????????? You got a woman now, make her cook something for me! I just live down the street and Iv never met her (are you trying to tell me something here pal)?
Damn, you help a guy completely change is life for the good and all you get is a sappy post. No wonder Farkel left the board, all us sarcastic SOB's never get any respect. Everyone thinks all we want is meat and booze. If I ever do make the half mile trip up the road I want more. I want meat, booze and I want you to read me some poetry as we listen to some Tory Amos CD's. I'm feeling a bit cranky and bloated lately.
Dave