I would delete EVERYONE who ever disagreed with me or irritated me in any way. Id only allow fawning slaves to post, people who praised my every post as inspired wit, sublime observation, incisive analysis. etc And Id make all the women be my sex slaves and pay in bodily favors for the privilage of posting.
If You Could Run This Board For A Day , What Would You Do Differently?
by minimus 33 Replies latest jw friends
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minimus
I see, RF. And then nobody could say that you aren't de master (de)bater.
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JH
I would allow 3 threads a day like before.
I would give a prize for the best thread of the day.
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minimus
Yeah, wassup with that? Is it now 1 thread per 24 hours???
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IslandWoman
I would give trolls and argumentative posters as much right to speak out as the political geeks and the sex addicts.
IW
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hillary_step
I would encourage some posters ( let the reader use discernment ) to send 'Turkish Delight' to the nearest Greek and then walk into a bar in Kilkenny singing 'Rule Brittania'. If they are still alive after this I would suggest they try the North Face of the Eiger using dental floss as rope.
A short cut to the same destination would be to eat Barry Manilow's nose, cooked in the traditional Samoan manner, or if that is too quick a way to suicide, try listening to one his songs, this one for example :
You gotta see it from my angle
Bermuda Triangle
Bermuda Triangle
It makes people disappear....
Yes, vintage Manilow, music to die by, bye, bye - HS
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Brummie
Yes, vintage Manilow, music to die by, bye, bye - HS
Thank F that you aint running the board.
Bermuda triangle, dont go too near.
Brummie
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Francois
I would go fishing and let the board and the people on the board do exactly as they will. Because they're going to anyway and I learned a long time ago you get where you're going much faster if you go with the flow instead of swimming against it.
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Phil
This is the best board I have ever been associated with. The people, by and large , have been very helpful. I understand that I must live with the ignorant idiots of this board, just like I must tolerate them in real life.
How do I use all these Icons and such? Are there instructions?
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Xena
hhhmmm unlimited power for a day???? lol it would probably run along the RF lines but with myself as the sole supreme one....
oh and I would one up Ven and set up live cam action in the chatroom
why do I get the feeling this post will set my goal of obtaining moderator back a few years?????????