by Stephanus 14 Replies latest jw friends
Perhaps the Borg should consider trying to enliven the boring old meetings by giving talks, both special needs and others, spiffy movie style titles. Eg:
For a talk on volunteering to help out in for field service: "Dude, Where's Your Car?"
For a chat on the latest US stats and figures: "American Pie Chart"
For a talk on masturbation: "Onan The Barbarian"
More ideas, anyone?
Symposium: The Three Stooges.
OK, here's a few:
Our Failed Prophecies: Dumb and Dumber
1914: Gone With The Wind
To Kill A Mocking Apostate
Mr. Bowen Goes To Washington
It's a Wonderful Life If You Don't Have One of Your Own
The Grinch Who Stole Your Life
Monty Python: Life of Brian Ted Jaracz
Raiders Of The Lost Minds
Misery
Gentlemen Prefer Pioneers
The Good, The Bad and The Spiritually Weak
Milton Henchel: Top Gun
The Second Coming: First Contact
LOL @ Mary!
lol @ mary!
Two I came up with:
One Flew Over the Watchtower
sex, lies, and judicial committes
Dedalus
Spiritually Blonde
Holes (A Tale of Failed Prophecies)
Dr. No Sex Before Marriage
Die Another Day (Because Armageddon Ain't Here Yet)
My Mother the Four-Door Pioneer Car
Swedish Girls Go West Where The Need Is Greater
Debbie Does Dallas Seldom-Worked Territories
Nina
On the fatal attractiveness of apostates: "There's Something About Mary"
Their first 1914 rigamorole: The Matrix
Their latest 1914 rigamorole : The Matrix Reloaded
The latest light on treatment of DA and DF'd : Terminator3
Happyout
This thread is brilliant!
"Dumb And Dumberer: Rutherflawed meets Russell"
"Ten Commandments I Hate About You"
"Austin Powers: GoldGoverningBodyMember"
Actually many of the James Bond Series of movies, have always struck me as titles for their Armageddon prophecies...........
So "From Brooklyn with Love" we have.................
"Die Another Day"
"You Only Live Twice"
"Tomorrow Never Dies"
"Licence to Kill"
"Never Say Never"
