by JH 21 Replies latest jw friends
This one is bad
mine eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the school
we have trampled every teacher
we have broken every rule
we're going to hang the principal tomorrow after school
the kids are marching on
glory glory hallaluyuur
theacher hit me with a ruler
hid behind the door with a loa.... ....hmmm. better stop now
From Kindergarten:
Cat's Whiskers
My cat has eaten herring
For weeks and weeks and weeks,
And now those little herring bones
Are coming through his cheeks.
"World's Shortest Poem:" (high school)
Some Thoughts on the Antiquity of the Microbe
Adam
Had'em.
Fuzzy Wuzzy Genre:
Ishy-Gooey was a worm
Ishy-Gooey learned to squirm
Ishy-Gooey got on the railroad tracks
Ishy-Gooey!!
Or....
When I was down in Arkansas
I saw a saw that could outsaw any saw you ever saw saw.
So if you ever see a saw that could outsaw the saw I saw when I was down in Arkansas
I'd like to see your saw saw.
(I noticed that this one also works when you replace Arkansas with Little Rock (the capital city) and saw/see with rock)
Or...
Tah Rah Rah Boom De Day!
We have no school today.
Our teacher passed away.
She died of tooth decay.
We threw her in the pond.
She scared the fish away.
And when we pulled her out,
She smelled like sauerkraut.
I guess I still remember a few important things from school!
Gamaliel
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
1000 volts shot up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon
I took a poetry class last semester in college. Here's a cool poem by Margeret Atwood:
You Fit Into Me
You fit into me
like a hook in an eye,
a fish hook,
an open eye
1st grade classic:
Going down the highway
Doing 94,
____(name of your choice) let a big one
And blew us out the door.
The wheels couldn't stand it
The engine fell apart.
All because of ___
Supersonic fart.
I never saw a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one
Happyout
It was six men of Indostan / to learning much inclined / who went to see the elephant / though all of them were blind / that each by observation / might satisfy his mind...
We sang this to the tune of "16 Tons".
If you're having school dinners better shove 'em aside
A lot of boy's didn't and a lot of boy's died.
The peas are made of iron and the spuds of steel
If the dinner don't kill ya, then the puddin' will.
Englishman.
I
Who's woods these are I think I know
His house is in the village though
He will not see me stopping here
to watch his woods fill up with snow
My little horse must think it queer
to stop without a farmhouse near
between the trees and frozen lake
the darkest evening of the year
The woods are lovely dark and deep
but I have promises to keep and
miles to go before I sleep
Learned that in grade 8
Author Robert Frost
Any that I was forced to learn I forgot the next day.
