JW JOKES PLEASE ADD MORE!

by natred 25 Replies latest jw friends

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Just heard it on Radio 2, a recent "Weakest Link" contestant was asked "What is the official journal of Jehovahs witnesses?

    Back came the swift reply: "Watchdog!"

    Englishman

  • Had Enough
    Had Enough

    Hi all:

    The funny thing to me is that I've already heard most of these jokes and they came from Bethelites...go figure... I guess they can have a sense of humour!

    Had Enough

  • nogs
    nogs

    How many Jw's does it take to change a light bulb????

    None, they like to be kept in the dark!!!!

    Englishman, i never seem to be able to catch you, love the flag by the way!!!!!

  • Fredhall
    Fredhall

    I got one.

    What do apostates use for toiletpaper? Their own apostate books.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Fred, what do apostates use for toilet paper?
    Why, the same stuff that you use, look:

    Englishman.

  • SlayerLayer
    SlayerLayer

    You might be a JW if...

    1. If your reaction to someone wearing a Cross is the same
    as a vampire's, you might be a JW.

    2. If you think demons can reduce their size to fit in jewelry,
    furniture, books, or into blue smurfs you might be a JW.

    3. If you think all men with beards and long hair are not acceptable,
    you might be a JW

    4. If you think field service is other than working in the corn fields,
    you might be a JW.

    5. If you are a male and sitting in a Kingdom Hall when a very good
    looking young lady comes in in a mini skirt, and your first thought
    is, "How immodest that sister is!" rather than,"Oh THANK GOD!!",
    then most likely you're a jdub

    6.If you have awful dreams about getting caught holding someone else's
    cigarette and no one will believe you that it's not yours, yer
    probably Dub.

    7.If you just bought a dress that comes down to your mid calf that has
    puffy sleeves, a collar that buttons to your chin and lace trim, then
    you are a Dub with a part on an Assembly. You might be even thinking
    about wearing makeup for the occasion.

    8. If you believe that God ignored everyone for nearly 2,000 years,
    then suddenly gave His truth to a man who sat around drawing
    pictures and plans of pyramids, you must be a Jdub....

    9. If you've spent days at a baseball stadium and never saw a ball and
    didn't even have a beer, you might be a JW.

    10. If you're 25 years old and have never kissed anyone but your mom,
    you might be a JW

    There's 100 of these if you want to read the rest
    http://www.serve.com/larryi/mightbe.html

    "Forget the tribe, my pants have spoken."

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