Canadian World Domination

RAYZORBLADE

Oh Me Oh My!

Say it isn't so: http://www.standonguard.com

I think I may be coming down with beaver fever....

Scully

ROFLMAO.... that site is a riot!! (I saw the appropriate caution: Warning: This site is satire!)

I love the mascot! This beaver kicks @$$!!!

Love, Scully

expatbrit

LOL! Check out the hate mail.

A few samples:

The day Canada grasps the reins of world domination, is the day Americans grasp the meaning of "irony"

We can destroy your civilization easily...all we have to do is drop our educational system on you and irradiate your cities with our television programming.

CANADA COULD NEVER RULE THE WORLD! WHAT DOES CANADA HAVE TO OFFER THE WORLD, NOTHING!

You dumb f***s-all you know how to do is play hockey and kiss England's ass.

I actually am quite worried about your impending invasion of America. We are far too busy purchasing your hockey teams and moving them to our Southern states to actually pay attention to any invading Canadian forces.

Hey! I'm from North Dakota and if you come stomping threw my JEWISH backyard my baby brothers' muscles WILL destroy your hockey loving FROG asses!!!

your damn mounties are f*****g gay and canadian bacon taste like crap

YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND TRY TO INVADE BUT IN NORTERN INDIANA EXPECT HEAVY RESTIANCE FROM ME INDIANA WILL NEVER FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I truly hope you are kidding. I know you realize that a fair portion of your people are French and they won't commit to anything especially if it meant that they might get hurt.

FILTHY CANADIAN PIGS!!!! YOUR BACKWARDS, THIRD WORLD, MILK-IN-A-BAG NATION IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE NOTHING MORE THAN A PARKING LOT FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. KNOW YOUR PLACE.

DO YOU WANT EVERYBODY TO BECOME APATHETIC, EMOTIONALY CHALLENGED,HUMORLESS,NAVEL GAZERS,AND HYPOCRITES?WHAT MADE AMERICA SO GREAT IN JUST 200 YEARS?FOR THAT TO HAPPEN THEY HAD TO GET RID OF THE BRITISH ASSHOLES! AND WHERE DID THEY GO?CANADA!,THAT IS WHY CANADA IS THE WAY IT IS NOW!!!

Christopher Culumbus discovered America. And do you know who discovered Canada? The roto-ruter man!!!

Of course, it's entirely possible that Americans do understand irony after all!

Expatbrit

Simon

Well, I for one am readdy to capitulate and be taken ove. Just send me my new passport in the post ;)

Scully

Ah..... le mot juste!!

MILK-IN-A-BAG NATION

and here are a couple of classics:

Why is it ... that almost all the senders of hate mail cannot correctly use "your" and "you're"? Are they all engineers?

I am confused.

LOOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love, Scully (still LMAO)

RAYZORBLADE

Some people don't get satire too quickly.

Like Canada invading another nation with tanks.....septic tanks, more than likely.

Too funny, milk-in-a-bag nation....that had me in stitches.

Good we get it, and those that took it seriously.....holy poutine!

SIMON'S PASSPORT....um Scully....can we speed up the process?

ANGHARAD'S PASSPORT....that one too and the two boys. Looks like we may have 2 more honourary soldiers.

We must recruit more. We may need Pr_Capone to help us with some logistics and advice .

Scully

Ray writes:

SIMON'S PASSPORT....um Scully....can we speed up the process?
ANGHARAD'S PASSPORT....that one too and the two boys. Looks like we may have 2 more honourary soldiers.

I have my girls working on that as we speak. We just returned from Staples after buying out their entire stock of Crayola #27 - Indigo Blue Crayons for the cover of the passports.

Between everyone in the Canuckistanian contingent, I'm sure we have enough Canadian Tire money (especially the 3¢ notes) to set them up in a place for a couple of months while they get settled.

Love, Scully

mouthy

Grace runs out to car to see how much Canadian Tire money I have to send to Scully--I want Simon Anghard & Boys to come to Canada ( Best country in the world)))

Big Tex

<~~~ This beaver kicks @$$!!!

Hey Scully ... nice beaver.

zeena1998

Oh this is just WAYYYYYY too funny!! As a Canuck living in California, it is great to hear some real humour!! LOL...no offense!

Missing my Timmy's (but bought the coffee maker)

Andie

PS: Is anyone here from around the London Ontario area?

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