Jehovah is disappointed in ALL OF YOU!

by Nosferatu 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • Thunder Rider
    Thunder Rider

    That just means I'm finally doing something right!

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka
    A second sooner and you would have seen the pants that I threw into the crowd.

    I see nothing......NOTHING!!!!

    ash

  • rocky220
    rocky220

    I think the only ones God is really disappointed with are those old dirt bags in the Bklyn Borgtower......rocky220

  • calamityjane
    calamityjane

    ohhhhh.. I'm scared.

  • primitivegenius
    primitivegenius

    well guess he has a right to be.................... prolly not much more than i am at myself. but i guess i have him over a barrel as he has to love me as long as i love him............. and jesus is in the middle. i tell ya this tho........ i give them both a workout just keeping up with the stupid things i do much less the wrong things.

  • Zoewrex
    Zoewrex

    How can he be pissed off?

    I go to the Happy Hour 'Bible Study' every Friday from 5-7 (free food) down at the corner pub

    AND I live near the Tower of Babble/Bethel...Watchtower...whatever

    Hummm.. Maybe I have to rethink my life and search for the Truth

    OH YEA...I AM!

    THANKS!

  • avishai
    avishai

    (in smartass voice) "Well, gee, DAD, (Jehovah) I did'nt ASK to be created. Also, did'nt ask for uncle satan to keep messing w/ me every time I tried to do something good. Why do you keep inviting that jerk over, anyway? I mean, so what if he says he can do a better job? It's YOUR house, innit? Oh, and another thing, this shortened lifespan thing? Thanks a lot. Oh, I'm grounded? Wow, big surprise. What else are ya gonna do? The same thing ya did to that Job dude? Oh, shit, uhhh, I guess I'll be good...... NOT!

  • Brummie
    Brummie
    I see nothing......NOTHING!!!!

    LOL, sorry ashi, I was never good at aiming, I didnt mean for them to wrap around your eyes.

    Brummie

  • run dont walk
    run dont walk

    Actually, I think he is impressed with all of us here, probaly didn't think there was this many smart people on the earth.

    We're not as dumb as we look.

  • ashitaka
    ashitaka
    LOL, sorry ashi, I was never good at aiming, I didnt mean for them to wrap around your eyes.

    Beyond the blindness, I was wondering what the oderiferous fragrance was.

    Kitty strippers must be stopped. They are a menace!

    But, you have to admit, they're snappy dressers.

    ash

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