Hopefully a retirement card next year!
What gift would you buy the President...
by Brummie 18 Replies latest jw friends
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Reborn2002
Excellent comments all. I especially appreciated the statement about his brother giving him Florida.
How true.
What would I give him? My heart is torn. I like the suggestion of a cyanide capsule, but to be more humane and in honor of The Wizard of Oz, I would suggest someone donate him a functional human brain.
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Stan Conroy
I would suggest someone donate him a functional human brain.
... and give that poor monkey his brain back.
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Swan
I especially appreciated the statement about his brother giving him Florida.
Since he already has Florida, I thought I should probably give him something he doesn't have.
Three things come to mind.
- Osama bin Laden
- Saddam Hussien
- Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction
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Maverick
A clue... on what it is like to be self employed and buy health care and homeowners insurance for me and my daughter! (Living in Florida!) Maverick
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Special K
I thought maybe CIGARS!!
Clinton sure liked them. hehe
Special K
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TresHappy
I'd like for him to stop being such an idiot.
A one-way airplane ticket out of the White House would suit me. But then he'd probably just come back to Texas...ugh
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searchfothetruth
i'd buy him the next election...save him the trouble of doing it himself...again.
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primitivegenius
A few sessions with a public speaking coach...
and a new tongue and of course as has been suggested that new brain cause he damn sure needs an upgrade lol. yall ever see that picture of him sitting next to a lil girl at a school and she was reading from a childs book and he had a copy and was looking intently at it........ and the damn thing was upside down in his hands lol.