by Robdar 21 Replies latest jw friends
Mike's daily Un-affirmation to all cat lovers:
If your cat were bigger, it would kill you. It would pounce on you and grab you in its razor sharp teeth and shake you violently. Then it would drop you and as you tried to flee in terror it would bat you around with its paws inflicting mortal wounds with its razor sharp claws. When you finally drop, in shock and white from blood loss, it would tear you in half and eat your viscera while your helpless eyes watch in terror.
Buy a cat today!
Mike.
I can already understand one of our cats pretty well - she has said "home" (said it FOUR times on the way back from the vet's after she got hit by a car), "'bout time!", "mum", "yes", "feed", "thankyou", "put me down" and "now".
She says "feed", "now", and "mum" most though.
Or maybe it's just time for my medication...
I, for one, am not in favour of giving Fred Hall a voice...
I have three Maine Coons they do not meow the go MROWWWWWWWWWWWWW like a wildcat. They only do this if something is wrong otherwise they communicate mostly with their eyes.
I already have a pre-installed one of these things...my wife is trying to find the off button.
Brummie
right on, robyn!
ElKabong - my kitty loved Meow Mix the best, too
Glitter - no meds need. You understood 'kitty speak'
SheilaM - yes, my first kitty was a Maine Coone - she was the same
{{{Brummie}}}
i miss my kitty ...
My cats always seem to be asking for Meow Mix. LOL at El Kabong. If your cat were bigger, it would kill you. Mike, what cha been smoking, my friend? Just because a bigger cat could kill us doesn't mean that it will. I worked around big cats at the zoo. While some of them would kill humans, many wouldn't. Cierra, the puma, loved people. And not for dinner. she has said "home" Glitter, I totally believe you. My cat Merlin (now deceased) used to call me "mom". Angelica, my alpha, says milk when she wants a little cream....no need to medicate yourself. LOL I, for one, am not in favour of giving Fred Hall a voice Stephanus, is Fred Hall still yapping on the other boards? Say hi to SexKitten for me. Hey, did your cats like the toys I sent them? SheilaM, Main Coons are great cats. I would love to meet yours sometime. *scratches Brummie behind the ears* i miss my kitty ... Talesin, after all this time, I still miss some of my kitties too. When Merlin and Buford died, I grieved for years. Robyn--of the what is wrong with the formatting? class.
Cool.
Now they can watch TV and tell you how they like it.
Fun.
Now they can watch TV and tell you how they like it.
LOL Avengers. The only time my cats watch tv is when they hear cats meowing. Then they stop and look at the screen, shrug and walk off.
Rob
