I'm under attack!

by Vivamus 23 Replies latest jw friends

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    LOL.

    Viv, you gots to stop balancing those candles on your tongue sweetie. Burn them further away from your face...tis healthier

    Brummie

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    I figured deemonz too, Rochetman

    Brummie!!!!! LOL

    -

    Dutch District Overbeer

    And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum

  • greven
    greven

    No no no!

    It's natural! Look: how does one pleases a God? Jep! Burnt offerings! Somehow Gods have a natural affinity with the smell of burnt stuff like flowers, incense or human bodies. The smell and smoke gravitates to your nostrils in an act of pure worship. This is to be expected since you are a Goddess.

    Do you like the smell of burning flesh? I know I do....

    Greven

    Ps what's with the blue bubblegum?

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Aha, so the smoke goes to me, because I am a Godess.... Lmao

    The blue bubblegum will make the world tremble, Greven. Everybody knows that.

    -

    Dutch District Overbeer

    And the world shall tremble in the wake of the Blue Bubblegum

  • avengers
    avengers
    Is this a sign or something? ....

    Oh yes it is.

    That's what happens when you drink all that.

    lol. Hey. But then, you're the District Overbeer.

  • greven
    greven
    The blue bubblegum will make the world tremble, Greven. Everybody knows that.

    uhh right I guess that's everybody except me...

    I can speculate though...hmmm let's see it must be something with smurfs yes...

    Is it blue bubble gum that carries some essence of black smurfs? You know the ones that go round biting tails of others so that they too become black smurfs and so on...??? after having one of those do you feel a mighty urge to go round biting people's 'tails'? Men beware!

    Tremble at the might of the blue bubblegum! Am I close?

    Greven

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Viv,

    It's your magnetic personality that's causing the trouble, that smoke's latched on to you.

    Well, that's a theory!

    You sure you're not in a "Coffee Shop"??!!

    Cheers, Ozzie

  • smack
    smack

    There was a guy at the last bike rally I got drunk at that would attract the smoke no matter where he stood. We made him stand.......................................................

    over there

    smack

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  • primitivegenius
    primitivegenius

    good lord viv everyone knows that smoke follows beauty...... geeze lol simple fact of nature

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