"Stayed alive til 75 - now what?"
Banners for London Protest
by Farmer Jim1 34 Replies latest jw friends
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LoveUniHateExams
^^^ like it, snugglebunny ^^^
How about ...
"Stay alive till '75 ... 2075"
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Phizzy
"Want to know the truth ?
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Abaddon
There is a good and happy life outside of the Watchtower
Cheer up, at least you're not Scientologists! I mean, they're not
20% of you reading this sign would leave in the next five years if you could do so without being shunned by your family and everyone you know.
Truth need not hide from critical examination.
If it's silly not to buy a car from someone who won't let you talk to previous owners, why is it sensible to be in a religion which won't let you talk to ex-members?
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Abaddon
Oh, has anyone suggested...
'YOUR Religion is s snare and a racket'
?
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EverApostate
Wouldnt you do a background check when making important decisions in your life ?
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respectful_observer
^^^^^
Google your hotel for reviews?: Yes
Google your restaurant for reviews?: Yes
Google your car for reviews?: Yes
Google your religion?: NO!!!!
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respectful_observer
Actually, scratch my suggestion above.
All you need on your signs are these:
Cheese danish or Apple? (If you picked cheese, you’re an apostate but just don’t know it yet)
...or this one...
If you like semi-frozen orange juice you’re an apostate (you just don’t know it yet)
Btw, I’m actually serious about these signs. Why not hook them with an inside joke? Just put “jwfacts.com” or “jehovahs-witness.com” at the bottom.
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John Free
“ wink twice if you’ve woken up”