Hmm where to start....first I want to say thanks to xenawarrior for the grand hospitality. I feel like Green Bay is my second home. Whenever I go thurr I always end up having such a good time I hurt myself...*LOL*...One thing…Laura and Evan…I miss you much and wished we had more time together, I‘m hoping soon and don’t forget I’ve got some more old maps w/your name on it! Now then…
Thursday: I wake up and pack my gear...get on a plane and wait anxiously in Chicago O'Hare for almost 8 hours for my 37 minute flight...eh...well I give xw a call about 12:30AM and I have the pleasure of being recieved by her and my most excellent friend shutterbug. We get back to her house and the party is still going strong...and I am happy to report that my beer fridge was intact as far as I could tell....It may have been refilled at the last moment by those who feared me finding it empty...*LOL* I don't quite remember falling asleep, except when I hit the guest bedroom I was hoping it wasn't occupied...*LOL*
Friday: I awake to an almost empty house, except for my colleague and good friend not interested passed out in the family room. I woke up and cracked the first Rolling Rock of the day, which I think called the apostates to return, for shortly afterwards they descended once again....I wonder if there is a pic out thurr somewhurr of me w/bloody mary in one hand and a cold beer in the other....I think this was about 9:AM....As soon as everyone got thurr we took off for Door County...truly a beautiful place full of greenery, scenic views, lots of lake and last but not least plenty of memories that will give all something to think about when the snow flies. Thanks much to xw for FINALLY *LOL* taking me there. Oh and lunch at the small restuarant was the best...I don't think a BLT has ever been so tasty. Hmmm...back to xw's house for a brief respite before adjourning to the Stein for dinner. The ravioli was great and the company was even better. We then wandered to our first hotel experience where we all sat around talking till about 3 or 4 AM...Again I don't remember falling asleep, but maybe we can get slippy to tell the tale of checking through the room window late that night...*LOL*
Saturday: I awoke about noon time...*LOL* I remember waking up and wondering if they were still serving continental breakfast...I swear that clock said 7:00 AM *LOL*....I was hesitant to stay in the room by myself, as I hate missing anything...especially my fun...But not to fear I was fetched over to xw's by not interested and two fine womenz......native and Star...odale' chicas! The pleasure in seeing you both was entirely mine...Well, upon arriving I sought out the fridge and started in on a course of spiritual food only paralleled by my own best attempts during the Dallas Apostafest. Let's see....my first spill was the three legged race...my partner ShielaM and I didn't compensate very well for the incongruities in our height....eheheheh needless to say when we took off I was several legs (small joke) ahead of her...*LOL* See "trouble at the three legged race" for more info...*LOL* ....Then on to the pinata....*LOL* Not only did I break the stick, but I managed to disembowl the pinata and bust my ass at the same time...*LOL* I don't think I have laughed so hard in many a day..Eh...after much time goofing and talking and getting in a few well placed pinches, everyone left and went for a refresh....I stayed to make sure the beer fridge was tended to until about 8:00 PM when we took off for the hotel and more fun. Dinner proceeded nicely and I gobbed on prime rib, which was quite tender and juicy....much like some of the Apostates in attendance...eheheh....Now then..we get to our suites, where I once again fall from grace....off a table......*LOL* Trust me it was not graceful....*LOL* Everything was good until the renta cops show and ask to speak to me personally for whatever reason...some might call it profiling and some might just call it a whole bunch of dumbassery...guys who would never make it as regular cops playing games with people's lives and generally f**king with my fun.....I am happy to report that they didn't have the satisfaction of messing w/me very long as there were some good folks around to make sure that didn't happen...I would like to thank everyone who stood up for me and made sure I didn't spend my remaining days in the company of the Green Bay PD...I was a bit worried...Eh after they left things calmed down and peeps scattered a bit and again I have no recollection, but I am later informed that I fell asleep in a very sweet spot indeed...eheheh
Sunday: XW wakes me and we go back to her place where I fall asleep sitting up in her computer chair....I'm awoke by Shiela and my new bestest pal Thunder....I promptly up and headed to the beer fridge for some spiritual food to Awake me so I could take my post on the Apostafest Watchtower...Me and Searcher finally decided it was time for us to go fetch the beer from our party rooms....It is rumored that our journey was precipitated by the fact that the beer fridge had gone nearly empty by this time, but we will leave that dirty secret for another time, hopefully never to be mentioned in the tomes of XJWland...Needless to say our party never returned to the Regency and nor will it ever again if I have a say in the goings on...Much thanks though to xw for all of the hard work getting it together and also not to worry....Those people couldn't spoil the fun I was having and for whatever bullsh*t transpired the overwhelming amount of good times outshines any foolishness. Oh and need I mention the smile that never left my face? I smiled all the way home and then some...The brisket sandwich was awesome too xw...it provided me w/due substance and allowed me to continue on in an upright manner for some time....I won't even get started on Searcher as he kept laughing which would make me laugh then not interested started laughing and I think that went on for about an hour or two....Dam son....that was the funniest thing....You just kept laughing and incapacitating me......I think it went on so long we woke up Star and XW from their naps....something about "Who are all those giggling children in my family room?" *LOL*.Well as all good things must come to an end I said my goodbyes, especially to lisavegas and oz, two wonderful happy people...I then passed gently in to slumber with visions of Apostate fun dancing in my head.., the one time I do remember...*LOL*
Monday: I awake to coffee and final goodbyes to Star and not interested and xw...my flight was early but was still delayed or chingale'd if you will....I ended up in the bar once again for a last beer in Green Bay....this helped me to pass gently from GB to Chicago and then to home...all asleep with a big smile on my face. Thanks again to everyone and as I tell all my friends.....the door is always open.
Sincerely,
District Overbeer