by run dont walk 19 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
considering the majority, if not all of Rutherford's teachings are all but dead, the only two I can think of that are still strongly supported are..........
1) heavens doors closed in 1935 (which is probaly on it's way out the door as well)
2) changing the name from International Bible Students to Jehovah's Witnesses.
So to completely eliminate Rutherford what would the Jehovah's Witnesses change their name to next ?????????
this should be humourous !!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll start
the Door-Knockers
the Watchtower Witnesses
I think they should change their name to: The International Association of Bookbinding and Perpetually Changing Philosophy or The IABPCP. Your pick might be be better though. The Door Knockers is a little less wordy and being it's already their name with the worldly folk it would catch on quicker.
I'd say just shorten it to: "The Knockers"
HCM
The 'Shitehorses'
If Jehovah's Witnesses would only read further on in Isaiah, chapter 43, they might not even want the name: "But you have burdened me with your sins and wearied me with your offenses." (Vs.24)
Neo-Fascist Corporate UberKult!!!
Followed by some kind of legal disclaimer that's longer than the Bible.
CZAR
"The Fellowship of Disfellowshippers"
Paedophiles R Us
Apocalypse Now
