Howard Dean Calls for Reinstatement of Saddam

by George W Bush 13 Replies latest social humour

  • George W Bush
    George W Bush

    Diminutive Democrat presidential frontrunner Howard Dean today called for the Bush Administration to reinstate Saddam Hussein to the dictatorship of Iraq since the decision to invade Iraq was made using "faulty intelligence information."

    "Just because Saddam was a brutal genocidal dictator doesn't mean that America has the right to go and depose him," Governor Dean said as he addressed the Annual Meeting of the Transgendered Vegetarians Association. "When you get right down to it, George W. Bush isn't any better than Saddam. Why, there are still transgendered vegetarians in this country who have to endure daily discrimination and the Bush Administration hasn't done one thing to alleviate their suffering. That's far worse than anything Saddam has done."

    In related news, in Buenos Aires today, veterans of the German SS called upon the members of NATO to reinstate the Nazi Party to power in Germany since the decision to mount the D-Day invasion was based on "faulty intelligence estimates by the OSS of Nazi Germany's possession of weapons of mass destruction."

    Similarly, the French government today has just asked the World Court to overturn Britain's victory in 1415 at the Battle of Agincourt since King Henry V justified his invasion by utilizing inaccurate estimates of France's possession of crossbow technology
  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    LOL

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    ROFL....

  • George W Bush
    George W Bush

    A couple of quotes for you to enjoy

    If Bin Laden ever tried to attack New York again, I would beat him to death with my penis. Hillary Clinton

    After my loss in 2000, I was so despondent, I tried suicide . . . but, since I drive an electric car, I just got really dehydrated. Al Gore

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

    SS

  • badwillie
    badwillie

    Thanks for getting Dean's name out there!

    www.deanforamerica.com

  • shamus
    shamus

    ROFLMAO!

  • George W Bush
    George W Bush

    Dean's Fundraising Success Makes Him 'Less Repugnant'

    (2003-07-02) -- Howard Dean's rivals for the Democrat presidential nomination once viewed him as a pest, but thanks to strong second-quarter fundraising, his opponents now see him as a pest with a lot of cash.

    The Vermont governor who favors abortion and homosexual unions, and opposed the overthrow of Saddam Hussein, is now being treated by party insiders with the kind of respect usually accorded to a town drunk who wins the Lotto.

    Senators John Kerry, MA, and John Edwards, NC, have each raised about $13 million this year, compared with Gov. Dean's $10.5 million. The junior Senator from Massachusetts said Mr. Dean's recent success makes him a "potentially less repugnant candidate."

    Sen. Kerry, who has served as a Vietnam veteran for the past three decades, said, "You have to respect what Howard Dean has done -- overcoming mental disability, and tragic personal problems in order to become governor of one of the few states where you can still get to know each person on a first-name basis. I wish him all the best as he desperately tries to convince America that he's not a gutless heathen and card-carrying communist."

    Meanwhile, Representative Dick Gephardt fell to fifth place in the fundraising race among the 37 Democrat presidential hopefuls. Still, the Missouri Congressman remained upbeat about his chances.

    "The way I look at it," said Rep. Gephardt. "I have $8 million of other people's money. And I have an obligation to those people to appear as a serious candidate until the last possible moment. Only when all of that cash has been doled out to consultants and ad agencies will I have time to consider whether I should withdraw from the race. Not that anyone's suggesting that."

  • badwillie
    badwillie

    Well Howwwdeee Gee Dubya... due yew hive inny reel news sources?

  • badwillie
    badwillie
    N BC News /Wall Street Journal Poll conducted by the polling organizations of Peter Hart (D) and Robert Teeter (R). July 26-28 , 200 3 . N= 1,007 adults nationwide. MoE ± 3.1 .

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    7/26-28/03 56 38 6
    5/17-19/03 62 31 7
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