I'll bite.
1. Why wouldn’t Christians think of their congregation as a kind of hospital? We are sick with sin and we’re trying to get well, right? What hospital kicks the sick ones out the door and keeps the healthy ones?
True Christian congregations aren't hospitals, but refuges of cleanliness and spiritual nourishment in a sick and sinning world. If it were in a zombie apocalypse, would you allow a friend, no matter how much you loved him, into your safe house once he had been bitten by an undead abomination? Spiritual warfare is not for the weak and sentimental!
2. When you hire a coach to get you to the playoffs and win the big game, yet you lose...lose...lose.... do you FIRE him, or, do you keep him on? Well, then, how do you explain Fred Franz being made PRESIDENT after the 1975 fiasco?
I don't know what you are talking about.
3. Knowledge about life, medicine, science, astronomy, mathematics, physics, chemistry & history is greater and more abundant today than ever before. If you ignore higher education now--who is going to be the most clueless jackass in the room in the years to come?
In the years to come the real jackasses will be vulture food! What good will all their college degrees and 'Knowledge about life, medicine, science, astronomy, mathematics, physics, chemistry & history' do them if they are dead? There will be plenty of time to satisfy our curiosity about the universe in The New System.
4. In a dark room, you light a candle. If it is still too dark to see clearly—do you light a new candle and blow out the old one? Then, try again. Explain this New Light crap once more.
False analogy. The new light is more like dawn... it gets brighter and brighter as the sun rises on the horizon. The so called 'mistakes' of the GB are only shadows cast by the light of Jehovah's revelation...
5. Humility consists of open willingness to admit mistakes and explain your failures with a promise NEVER to do it again. Arrogance, on the other hand, says this:
"At times explanations given by Jehovah’s visible organization have shown adjustments, seemingly to previous points of view. But this has not actually been the case."
Are you seriously suggesting that Jehovah, almighty creator of the universe, should show humility towards you? If that isn't arrogance, I don't know what is! Before you accuse the GB of being arrogent, you ought to take a good look in the mirror,
6. A Faithful Servant does not tell guests what they should eat. A Wise Servant would not dare cry, “Dinner is being served” while the guests just sit and wait and wait--unless he needed to have his crazy ass fired!
Beggers can't be choosers and that's what we are: beggers at Jehovah's spiritual banquet. How dare you be so impudent as to demand to be served like a little, spoiled brat banging his plate against the table! What an enormous sense of entitlement you apostates have!
7. Peter denied Christ 3 separate times out of self-regard in the face of danger. Afterward, Jesus gave him the keys to the Kingdom Tell me again how any disfellowshipped person is WORSE?
Apostates comparing themselves to apostles now? Jesus saw into Peter's heart and forgave him. Jehovah sees into the heart of apostates and condembs them. Simple as that.
8. Willingness to die for a belief seems to be the delight of terrorists and every other radical fanatic. Why do Christians find it heroic too?
Apples and Oranges. You can't compare a nonviolent Christian martyr to a suicide bomber as if it were the same thing. How desperate you apostates must be to resort to such illogic!
9. Okay, you're telling me what "this generation" REALLY MEANS now.....so....um...what the hell was all that other crap YOU SAID IT MEANT?
So you misinterpreted what the GB taught and now when they try to clarify their teaching to you, you accuse them of being inconsistent? Are you serious?
10. My mother suffered the pangs of birth so I could have a life. She fed me, changed my diapers, held me, dried my tears, taught me right from wrong and was always there for me. What kind of low-life ingrate will it make me IF I turn my back on her now because she won't quit smoking….and you just DISFELLOWSHIPPED HER!!
Your mother may have gave birth to you and her mother before her and so on... but at the end of that causal chain there is Jehovah. Without Jehovah you would have no mother, so who do you owe your ultimate loyalty to? Your mother gave birth to you, but can she give you etenal life in a paradise earth? Will you choose your earthly mother or your heavenly father? Only an idiot would even consider this a choice worth pondering for even a second.
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