My conscience is so split now!
If I sit, I am taking part in a political movement and getting involved in Satan's system of things!
If I stand, I am showing that I agree with Satan's system and I am worshiping idols.
In all seriousness, witnesses loved this one because it made them "stand out". People wondered why they were sitting.
Now, they're just going to think they're involved in a political issues. I wonder if the GB will try to come up with something new to do during the anthem. Maybe start praying loudly?