I really want to know what the slam dunk proof that evolution is completely wrong is.
Exactly.
The scientist who can produce compelling evidence of the incorrectness of evolution would be hailed as a hero, win every Nobel prize it is possible to win, and would go down in history as more famous than Newton, Darwin, Einstein, and Hawking combined.
Demonstrating that previous scientists were wrong (e.g. Einstein) is the key to the advancement of science.